I mean, I think the army should let her look the way she wants to look, but the “she’s in prison so what does it matter” argument would seem to work both ways. It could just as easily be argued that she’s going to spend the rest of her life in prison,so why does she care how long her hair is when nobody’s really…

This is why women everywhere need to insist on Ms.

I was raised to call my parents’friends Mr. and Mrs. So-and-So until told otherwise. I’m bringing up my own kids in Virginia, where vague southernness makes Miss and Mister Firstname the standard. (Well, that or ‘Child’sname’s Mom,’ but I’ll take the one that acknowledges I have a name of my own.)

Basically I feel about the same as I do about this as I do about toddler beauty pageants ... except toddler beauty pageants don’t usually have cabs and buses rolling through. It shouldn’t be sexual, but it’s still kind of an icky thing to put a kid through. Besides, two-year-olds get overwhelmed easily, and if her kid…

When trigger warnings were called “content warnings” and only applied to things like rape and gore, I very much understood and supported the need for them.

I’ve heard they aren’t really permanent piercings because the skin wants to reject the rings, so basically it’s just something you do to show off for a special event.

Oh, that’s kind of bullshit. If the DQ staff didn’t know what a Georgia mudslide was or didn’t feel up to making one, they should have said that — I understand they don’t have to make things that aren’t on the menu. But I’d be pissed too if I ordered a Blizzard made with chocolate ice cream and they tried to satisfy…

Same, except I would be doing it in Poland and I’m not sure if I would have been literate enough to go to the meetings. But I would have plenty of babies!

Setting aside how inappropriate and gross the comment was, I can’t even figure out what Donald thinks is wrong with her face. She’s a perfectly okay-looking human. She isn’t Angelina Jolie, but if that’s his standard for an acceptable level of attractiveness for a female face, he must go through life constantly…

Are we absolutely sure those are all different women? Should we research whether Rupert Murdoch ever funded human cloning?

There is Selena Gomez ... but she was probably just as inexperienced as he was, and I doubt he listened to any constructive criticism she had to offer.

He could literally be my biological child. I am only a few years younger than his mom. Also he just seems like a smug little twit.

Wait, what would be acceptable? If she has no minority friends, she’s racist. If all her friends are PoC, she’s using them as accessories and appropriating. If she has a few PoC friends, they’re strategically placed tokens. (Never mind things like who she gets along with or what the PoC in question themselves think;…

Is she really pregnant? Or was that just a random joke/rumor?

Important thing realized from this article: Peters’ characters keep aging progressively, with the possible exception of Kit and Kyle. (But even there,it wouldn’t shock me if Kit was 20 and Kyle was 21, or whatever.) Somehow I feel like AHS should get points for not deciding he’s permanently going to play 16.

I KNOW, RIGHT.

I can forgive not knowing A Beautiful Mind because I doubt it was huge with the pre-teen crowd when it came out, and it’s not some kind of omnipresent cultural touchstone these days.

See, I still sympathize too much with the other wannabe customers to see the funny side, but you’re right that nobody’s life was ruined by not getting a Big Mac right that second.

Assuming you're serious, how so? I don't see the humor in annoying a bunch of people whose worst crime is wanting a late-night burger. But I don't like pranks in general.

Yeah, that's a terrible business decision right there.