So I love Athletic and objectively think it is good beer. Notice, I did not say “good for non-alcoholic beer.” It is just good beer. Period. There are some varieties that are misses (Athletic light might as well be Liquid Death), but the majority are great.

100% made things worse.  To be clear, not pointing a finger at him, but this is the way a lot of people react in cases like this if they are untrained.  In the industry I’m in, exiting an uncontrolled vehicle only makes things worse, whether intended or not.  In the case of emergency when operating heavy equipment,…

Why was it never a story when I smashed N64 controllers in our college dorm room?

“Don’t eat garlic, it will make your breath smell” is the slipping-on-banana-peel trope of date advice.  See it mentioned everywhere, literally does not happen in real life.

My approach to Buc-ees: have a routine to keep the unbearable crowd manageable. Restroom, coke zero, bohemian garlic beef jerky (amazing), jalapeno cheese kolache (totally a sausage roll and not a kolache but whatever), and a rice crispy treat if I’m feeling sweet. Out and back on the road.

I too hate when locations like this stack up together.  They need better logic in the background to avoid getting 3 locations that wreck any semblance of strategy.  Can’t say how many times I’ve ran into a combo like murder world with “Can’t play ______” locations that result in next to no options on what to play…

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If I gave more f**ks, I’d say we should all just flood the “no purchase necessary” portion of the “sweepstakes just to “win” as many “prizes” as possible to f**k with the mouth breathers, but this is Trump.....so I just assume no one will win anything.

I want to love Triangle Strategy.  I really do. But I. Just. Can’t. With. All. The. Dialogue.  So.  Many. Words. And. Words. And. Words. Just. Let. Me. Play.

Oh, and no more “national” themed weeks.  Y’all clearly don’t understand any other country, so please, no more “Mexican” weeks.  You don’t bake anything to make a taco, and the tortilla is not referred to as a taco, just like the crust of a pizza is not referred to as pizza by itself.

I just want it to stop going the route of Food Network and leaning more and more on “themes” and ridiculous, unachievable challenges. I just want to see someone make really nice hot crossed buns, figgy puddings, and plaited bread and get showered with love by their competitors.  I don’t need someone to make a tower…

I had my worst and shortest test drive ever in a C-HR. Shortly after they hit the lots, tried one out of curiosity. Pulled out of the Toyota dealer on a rather busy street, immediately saw I had near zero visibility out the back and rear quarters, and pulled right back in the next driveway to the same dealer lot. …

Honestly amazed that in this day and age, everyone just stood back and watched for a few.  Random stranger jumps on stage with me I’m either tackling him or running the f*** away and letting security handle it.

Fun clip.... I like how they organically fit in platforming in a way that makes you chuckle.  Won’t even fault them for stealing a bit from the Futurama pilot, it still works....

Put me in the category of “Shoot me instead of making me watch a 2 hour movie with Martinet or Miyano and all their cliched, caricatured, fake Italian accented voiceovers.”  Works when peppered throughout a game.  Would be pure torture when actually playing the lead role in a movie.

People largely ignore the facts in any legal move Nintendo makes. Remove the game and let’s do a litmus test....without Smash, would SWT go on (let’s say they played Brawlhalla)? No? Oh, so it means they do need the Nintendo IP and associated visibility? So they are trying to profit from Nintendo’s IP without…

Years back, I had a friendly argument with a chef/restauranteur who owned my favorite place about their ketchup. It was a modern wood grill type setup, and they were proud to do everything in house, including the ketchup. All the food was amazing, except that ketchup. I argued they should throw that *bleep* out and…

Meh, all these lists are trash.  No solid methodology at all.  Like the “state dish” one that always circulates around.  Someone just googled things and took whatever came up.  For example, my home state of South Dakota apparently considered chislic the state food.  Which is preposterous because I can count on one…

I’m just going to assume that Cable’s feet were out of frame or obscured in all pics because the artist ermm, cosplayer had no idea how to draw make feet boots.

I feel like the whole “git good” arguments ignore one half of the equation. Folks need to understand that the other variable in play is engagement. If a developer can make a game hard as sh*t but not engaging enough to make me want to put the effort in, well then tell the developers to up their game.  I’m not a Souls…