But after 12.3 years it would have paid for itself!!

So, so much this. Good god. Like, yes, I understand SEO. I understand building a brand, and how this can be hard even if the recipes are incredibly unique and delicious.

The McD’s QP with C and B is the only on-the-road fast-food burger to get these days

please stop with the headlines that tell me what i want/need. 

Gift nobody wants: Slideshows

I love getting better-than-swiss-miss cocoa and flavored popcorn tins for christmas, my brother loves getting hot sauce, I still have the glasses from getting bourbon when I was younger, and I use my Ove’ Gloves (which were an as seen on tv item when that was still actually a thing) multiple times a week. This list…

I usually enjoy your work, Danny, but this post does a massive disservice to the brewing industry. It reads like you talked to one bar owner who wanted to prop himself up by denigrating others, Googled some “facts” and submitted this.

Those bars are horribly under-regulated (thanks, Reagan) to allow trailer manufacturers to save a few hundred dollars. PBS recently published a special on exactly these kinds of crashes.

I did!

Hey I have a cracked windshield. Wanna make a viral video? 

What if somebody took their drag racer there to get washed before going to a car show ? Tommy’s would be aiding and abetting a drag show

Believe it or not, the mouse’s middle name is Entertainment.

Yeah, I don’t get it either. Dumpster meals? I suppose, if that’s how you want to feel about what you’re eating.

Why all the Instant Pot hate lately? “Oh, it’s for lazy millennials to make trash food.”

Yeah, I don’t get it either — I like how it saves me time on lazy weekends. Drop in a couple of frozen boneless chicken thighs, bbq sauce, italian dressing, honey and sriracha, pressure cook for 30 mins and voila! shredded bbq chicken for some easy sandwiches. 

Pressure cookers and slow cookers are the best thing for working families! In the time it takes to warm up our oven, we can have a soup or stew burbling, and I can go do other things (even leaving the house) while it finishes. Yes, I also take umbrage at the distain of the author. They must be a fry-pan cook. That…

It’s because they clearly don’t understand the product, that they dislike and trash it.

It takes 30 seconds to figure out, while most shrines take 3.

I don’t let my 9 year old smoke in bed any more

Do you want Ice-nine? Because this is how you get Ice-nine.