You need to lean harder into the joke for this to land right....

Haas running a “Yay, Russia!” livery is a story. This is.....nothing.

This was hard-a-lee a wise decision on de Leon’s part.

Side note....that’s a killer deal on a Kryptonite Fagheddaboudit.

So NYPD leadership doesn’t seem to know what a “New York City” bike lock is? Like, literally locks that are advertised as being safe enough to trust in NYC by companies that don’t insure the performance of any of their lesser locks in NYC? Never heard of them? Literally an entire category of locks named after your…

At least we can agree that Thins should GTFO

Hot take:  Reese’s eggs are the ultimate form of Reese’s, followed by Christmas trees, cups, and mini cups.  Perfect balance of chocolate to pb filling.

Who the bleep is Kick Sauber?!

Whoa, whoa, whoa.....hot dog.....sandwich?

eh-hem....12.301 years.  Get it right.

“This water tastes like it has come from a fresh clear mountain stream. I am going home to buy this water machine!”

Bit of a deceptive headline.....expected to see numerous anecdotes reporting similar, not one truck that two dudes drove. Are we seriously to a point where one person’s persons post on......checks article.....something called Cybertruck Owners Club, merits ‘news’ here?

Required disclaimer:  don’t care  whether the…

And all SEO does if it is used this way is push me away from that search engines results.  I’ll go to allrecipes, food network, alton brown, or something that I know works and gets to the point.

It turns out there are many reasons headnotes are important. They are the part of a recipe that can be optimized for search engines, meaning more readers will find and make the recipe in question. They also establish the personal brand of the creator and help build a relationship between the writer and their readers.

Oh, and recipe life stories are trash.  Just like restaurants thinking they need to explain the menu to me. I get it.  It’s a menu.  Unless it is in Russian, I got this.

Holdup....the question about the tuna salad is the mayo vs whip?  Yet we’re ignoring the f***ing eggs in the mix?!  Get that bleep outta here unless I’m watching Parasites Lost.

“By making its own candy....”

“By doing a licensing agreement with the same candy producer that produces low cost, non-trademark protected chocolate covered things that you find under ‘local’ names at your nearby truckstop....”

FTFY

Sarcastic humor once again fails to translate online....

Clearly you wait for the police at that point so they can figure out who is the good guy with the gun. All the cops I’ve met love the idea of rolling up on a bunch of good people with guns because it makes us all, and them, so much safer.