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I want to get off The Universe’s Wild Ride.

Big deal. When I was 17, I was watching movies.

“We, the jury, unanimously find that it is what it is.”

“Your honor. Ladies and Gentleman of the jury. Whaddaya gonna do? Thank you the defense rests.”

30 Rock was smart enough to stick with No They Won’t

How can you say ‘Artless’? He’s the main antagonist.

this probably wrapped filming a long time ago, but they should have done a day of re-shoots to put in a scene where someone plays Al’s music for Dr. Demento who is then absolutely overjoyed to learn that Weird Al is white

Watching the Baz Luhrmann Elvis movie unironically do the “singer gets the audience riled up” scene from Walk Hard kind of broke my brain.

I mean...yeah, that's basically their entire purpose. 

I didn’t like The Last Jedi (stay with me for just a moment) because I didn’t like Rian’s directorial approach of changing everything simply for the sake of changing it.  You don’t do that in the middle of a story.  HOWEVER, I was looking forward to seeing what he would do when he had control over an entire trilogy. 

Reggie Jackson’s mission is finally complete.

I wonder how does it feel to be in Severance (feels good?)

They fly away on the vulture obviously 

sources referred to the movie as “irredeemable” after test screenings.

I hate nepotism as much as the next guy, but these three are actually funny, which is what you actually want from two sons of comedy writers and a third dude.

He was in Star Trek: First Contact very very briefly and that was a good movie!  

Would that-it-twere so simple.

Some of those that ride benches

but what’s the extra B in BYOBB for?