A subtly-fascist police procedural on American network television? You don’t say!

Breaking: Canadian farmer Hayden Christensen would not mind returning to one of the most visible and lucrative franchises of all time

Somehow this feels like a fitting thing for a KOTOR II port. Like it is truly being faithful to the original here.

Sounds like a job for Alan Alda.

I hope they do a Hot Tub Time Machine style thing with her losing her arm...if we don’t see at least ten or so close calls before it finally comes off I’m going to be sorely disappointed.

“Where it says, ‘What I got, you gotta get, and put it in ya?’ How about, ‘What I’d like, is I’d like, to hug and kiss ya?’”

You know who else has hands? The Devil! And he uses ‘em for HOLDING!

They’re all trying to pull off Sean O’Neal, but none of them have the wit or talent to do so.

It’s super convenient, actually. Plenty of stuff to watch (including some that challenges my views) without having to reward assholes. 

Norm: “I don’t much care for this God fellow. I mean, how vain does one have to be to name thyself ‘God’?”

DJ Jazzy Jeff

Oh, like you guys are experts on what sort of accents they have on the moon.

Also “However, the video is coming coming down just yet.”

Eventually all KFC offerings come out in spray form, if you catch my drift.

They would but they all got fired for refusing to relocate across country with no moving expenses covered or pay rate change.  

Yeah, Zach Braff’s bills.

I was still hoping he’d give it a C+ for shits and giggles.

One of the best bits of all time, from any performer, is when he pulls a woman from the crowd and does a cold reading to show off his psychic skills, but gets increasingly specific and increasingly impressive, and the woman is stunned by how good he is at guessing, and it ends with:

Dear Tom Hardy:

and uglier.