Alternative take: “it’s the farting corpse guy with ‘Weird Al’ hair”

I was thinking more along these lines:

Aye, although it was slightly different for cracked.

Suped’s not on board.

There’s good lizard-brain entertainment, there’s harmless time-wasters, and there’s pointless ineptitude.  This is clearly the latter, so I appreciate the heads-up.

We’re always told to shoot for the Moon. But what happens when the Moon
[DUN-DUN]
shoots
[DUN-DUN]
for US?

Anyway, this sounds a lot less fun than an adaptation of Neal Stephenson’s batshit scifi novel Seveneves, which has the all-time classic opening line hook: ‘The moon blew up suddenly and without warning.’

I really can’t see Lego Antlers coming back from this.

You must be talking about the part just before the talent agent asks what they call the act.

J/O media didn’t deserve you, Dowd.  Looking forward to finding out where you go next.

They should have gone for the tax breaks and filmed in Vancoúvenor.

Melkor in the Middle

*John Stamos punches through straw boater*

Pretty sure the only thing that is going to make some people happy is if they define a planet as the “things I was taught were planets when I was ten”. 

Super cool to mention story details that were intentionally left out of the trailers.

They were going to call it Revenge Of The Hogwarts but changed it at the last minute. Revenge Of The Hogwarts posters are among the most sought-after collectors’ items.

The best joke of 2020 was in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle podcast We Have to Stop Talking About TMNT on CBB, where New York is declared “the fifth turtle.”

I don’t think “incompetent government hides truth from the people” is an “alt-right delusion,” so much as a “historically documented fact.” The alt-right folks have enough legitimate delusions that we don’t need to avoid talking about, satirizing, and/or dealing with real problems just because crazy people also think…

WTF is Starz lol

It’d be a short movie, you really only need to know two things. One is he’s the King, second is LOOK OUT MAN! He knows a little thing called ka-ra-tey.

Aw, this show ain’t no good!
*BLAM!*