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You know, I had a Cult/Kool-Aid joke ready for this but the punch line was too long...

Oh I’m not done with NFTs at all. I love them, bring it on! I’m always hungry for a Nice Fuckin Tomato!

So glad to see an actress resisting the industry pressures to keep working, and instead rely on medical wisdom to care for her body. Now to take a gigantic sip of coffee as I google this rising star

Frank doesn’t believe in Q but he sells counterfeit t-shirts. Charlie doesn't believe in Q because he believes in Z which takes all the conspiracies even further. Dennis pretends to be Q to pick-up women. Z is actually Mac and Dee getting Charlie to do all their bar chores, they aren't even posting things on the

Another possibility for Charlie - Pro vax because he thought they said “Coronas and a vacation”, due to not even vaguely understanding “coronavirus” or “vaccination”

The thing about Perd Hapley is that he was a journalist named Perd Hapley who always stated the obvious, much like I’m doing right now.

People unironically loving the prequels and loving to see Hayden back in this role is hilarious.

I was just watching RiffTrax’s recent “Why Study Science?” (a 1950s educational film short) and the riffing script was written by Pehl. One of my favorite bits:

This serial child molester sounds like a real jerk

Chocolate chocolate chocolate ACK!

What are we going to find out next, that his J.J. Bittenbinder story was embellished to enhance its inherent comedic value?

What they should do is a comedic take on Nosferatu. Like, sure, he’s dead, but what if he was loving it?

Actually it’s a disservice to the victims not to place the attack in some kind of historical context. Because if it weren’t for the policies the US pursued in the Middle East over the previous 40 years, the attacks might not have happened and those people wouldn’t have died.

Debratt, on the other hand, would have been awesome

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Meanwhile, David Faustino’s only ailment is his inability to find work.

I hated the CGI Cushing as much or more than the next person. But let’s not pretend that being ghoulishly resurrected doesn’t fit his career much more than Fisher’s. From what I’ve read about him, I think he would have been amused by the idea.

I’ll forgive uncanny valley Tarkin, if only for the fact that it gave us the storyline of the World’s Shittiest Boss. He’s the manager who shits all over your passion project until you finally succeed, then says, “Thanks, Greg, I’ll take over from here,” and presents it to the CEO as his big achievement. 

I have no one to blame for this but myself.

The only thing that I think method work (at least the way the public conceives of it as staying in character 100% of the time) is really useful for is dialect or idiolect work. Like, if you’re acting in a dialect that isn’t your own, it can be helpful to simply use that dialect 100% of the time when you’re on set. It