You mean Flowerblight Ganon?

*sigh* Marvin WHO?

This movie should include the scene where Chuck Berry and Buddy Holly are mad that they have to perform right after the Big Bopper (ideally played by Ken Marino).

God I miss Sean O’Neal. 

Breath of the Wild is my answer too. If you’re a regular Hylian just minding your own business, you get to live in a nice little town with gorgeous scenery, once in a while you run into this crazed mute twink who drops hundreds of rupees to buy your whole inventory, and the worst thing that can happen to you is you…

Ewan McGregor is a goddamned delight in Episode 3. He hits all the right notes to make it a great Star Wars movie, from the wry jokes and bickering with his co-stars to the operatic declarations of love and regret towards the end. I wish I could see the parallel-universe version of the movie that lives up to his…

My anxiety game for the last 3+ years has been Breath of the Wild. I don’t play it as much as I used to, but it’s still incredibly immersive and therapeutic. And I’ve gotten good enough at it that, while it’s still plenty challenging, the stress of “how the hell am I going to survive getting anywhere with four hearts…

I’m a Lemon of Troy man, but there are dozens of episodes that could reasonably be called the best ever.

There should be a rule in Hollywood that anyone who wants to make a musician biopic has to watch Walk Hard with their eyelids pried open, Ludovico-style, and promise not to do any of the cliches that movie makes fun of.

Cum Town episode 24 (“Ghost Stories”) was good and spooky.

“Our vegetables are an afterthought, and they taste like it.” You really hit the nail on the head. It took me 34 years of living before I figured out how delicious mushrooms can be. My wife and I got a grill this year, and the first time we had mushrooms and green beans and potatoes seasoned and browned in a grill…

Cum Town was really good this week.

The conversation on great Trump impressions begins and ends with Tony Atamanuik.

“He has defeated us numerous times, what makes him think he can do it again?”

It’s okay, he made a big ol mud pie, he took too small a slice now my stomach’s absolutely fucked.

He’s also the best part of the first episode of I Think You Should Leave.

If Michael Sheen were like 10 years younger he’d be perfect for it.

“This says it has one view and was uploaded at 6 am this morning...”

The perfect Beatles casting already exists: Paul Rudd as John, Jack Black as Paul, Justin Long as George, and Jason Schwartzman as Ringo.

I just watched Hannibal for the first time recently and I didn’t notice the re-casting until I saw Joe Anderson in the credits and thought “Wait, what? The guy from Across The Universe was in this?”