Then they could re-cast the role for Joe Anderson after he falls in the vat of acid and fucks up his face.

You say it’s real, but I’m pretty sure that show is just a throwaway gag from 30 Rock.

How dare you insult my knowledge of ancient dentistry!

“I just think they’re neat.”

Blocked Party rules. If you like that, you might also like What A Time To Be Alive. It’s another podcast hosted by extremely online Twitter comedians, but it’s a countdown of their 5 favorite weird news stories of the week.

If there were an Eternal Sunshine-style service that could selectively erase my memories in real life, I would pay good money to be able to play Breath of the Wild for the first time again.

I love I Love Films.

♫ Time... is not a one-way street...

“One faction has scent-tracking dogs—who you’ll also kill—who whine over their dead masters.”

I grew up in Virginia, and that is exactly what I learned in school and from my parents. And that was in a rich, liberal suburb of DC, not the deep South.

I’m already a comfortably middle-class home-owning white liberal/leftist, so getting into Hamilton would 1) be redundant, and 2) only make me more insufferable.

Same here, buddy. I really wanted to like Upstream Color, but I just couldn’t.

MCCLOUD?

I haven’t listened to #2 in a while, but I go back to the original “Is this a U2 song?” game all the time. It’s perfect.

Shortly after that episode came out I was getting a haircut / shave, and right as the barber was shaving my neck with a straight razor I remembered the Def Jam Picard bit and started laughing. Because I’m a moron.

That was a really good one.

You gotta laugh.

“Keep going?”

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP

Getting Revali’s Gale early on makes the rest of the game a lot easier, but I love the early challenge of making it to Zora’s Domain through the rain with no champion abilities and just a couple of heart/stamina upgrades.