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I can’t believe no one said Marie Calendar’s chicken pot pie.

SILENCE

The best jumping-in point is Adam’s dad’s asshole.

You know what podcast was good this week without being all about coronavirus? Cum Town.

Cum Town was good this week. You guys should check it out.

I’ve listened to a few HH episodes and I’m having a hard time getting it. I know that sounds like I’m just an idiot who doesn’t get irony, but I enjoy CBB and U Talking U2 To Me and other aggressively weird, “not-for-everyone” comedy. Is there a good episode for new listeners?

Man, I lost it when they brought Andy back for the final shot in the credits of the series finale. He was such a powerhouse, a phenomenal physical performer and certified beefcake who also grounded the show with emotional investment.

*Michael Bluth voice* Well no one’s going to top that.

After the hookshot in Zelda, the next gaming grappling hook that comes to mind for me is the one in Tenchu: Stealth Assassins for the original Playstation. That whooshing sound was so damn satisfying.

Cum Town was really good this week.

Bong Solo

I watched The Force Awakens two nights ago for the first time in a few years, and it is a fine movie that adds a ton of colorful detail to a safe story that’s essentially a recycling job told with a steady hand. I haven’t rewatched The Last Jedi yet but I remember it as being almost the inverse: an unstable, sometimes

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT!!!

These “sack lunch bunch” kids seem really fun and talented, but that one tall child looks terrible.

^ We got a certified chode on our hands.

When does the sister pop up besides in the trees when they’re all marching to the ritual?

It’s good though.

Cum Town has been especially good since Nick got a new soundboard. You guys should cover it sometime.

I’m so jealous that you get to see Knives Out AND The Lighthouse for the first time. If you can, watch The Lighthouse in a very dark room with a good sound system.