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And he was spot-on about what skills you actually need to do well in Jeopardy. You need to have good timing on the buzzer, and you need to know a little bit about a whole lot of things. It’s not about being smart, it’s about accumulating tons of mental associations.

Yeah but his real name is Steel Hammerhands.

And as an egg, I can state that all burgers should have a kiwi on them.

*HONK*

I respect the hell out of anyone with the ability to bail on a series, but 3 is worth watching for Philip Seymour Hoffman’s deliciously odious villain and 4 and 5 are worth it for the stunt work.

Hitler babies need the most attention!

Goddamn, that’s a good answer. Irritating your loved ones to the point that they’re eagerly anticipating your death is a great bit.

It’s tempting to pick a song or album that’s really meaningful and cathartic, but honestly it would rule if the last thing I heard was the MST3K closing credits with that great dominant 7th guitar chord right at the end.

Yep, that’s Eric Andre. His self-titled show is great.

Ha! I had to look up the reference because I’ve never watched Mad Men, but that’s great.

Same here.

I’d enjoy that too, but Sean said in his Reddit AMA that he wasn’t interested in putting out a collection of Newswires because they wouldn’t age well.

They absolutely are not.

Let’s give a quick shout-out to Christina Applegate.

Explain how.

That dumb joke makes me laugh every damn time.

They’ll introduce him and then immediately kill him during the opening credits, like the “special guest” actors in Police Squad!

He was incredible. As were Adam Nagaitis and Paul Ready, although their characters were less complex. The lack of a single nomination is such bullshit.

It’s not a good impersonation. It’s a mediocre impression, and if SNL were a meritocracy they would have given that part to Tony Atamanuik. And they should have hired James Adomian while they were at it.