Maximum Derek!

Hell yeah pimp.

The Mig may be did.

Speaking as someone whose dad is a 70-something year old white man, they really do think “I’ll just say I’m a black lesbian!” is the funniest thing in the world and not tiresome, defensive horseshit.

Cabin In The Woods. I knew nothing about it other than the title, Joss Whedon’s involvement, and that it was a horror movie. Someone on this site said it was best to go in blind, so I made sure to do that, and it was one of the more fun theater experiences in my life. One of the rare times that I’ve been in a packed…

Michael Swaim’s Small Beans podcast has occasional episodes called 1Upsmanship where he and a guest talk about a video game for an hour. It’s nothing groundbreaking, but they have keen insights and do a good job backing up their opinions, so I didn’t even quit listening in a rage when one of them said he didn’t think…

YOU’RE KILLING ME, BUSTER

And non-ironically brandishing a knife in front of his co-host’s face for touching the audio cables, which was honestly a great bit.

That’s a great premise! I’ve got a long drive tomorrow, looking forward to checking this out.

If you’ve tried several different episodes then it’s probably just not up your alley, but Ghost Stories and How Many Y’all Like Sex are good.

Best podcast about being gay with your dad: Cum Town

Came here to second Punch Up The Jam, although I’m afraid they’ll never top Demi’s showtune version of Welcome To The Jungle.

Mine would be Carbon Leaf. I love their early work - their first 4 albums have a great progression from a college rock band trying out different voices, aping REM and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, to a distinct folksy rock sound. Then they figured out how to write yearning pop songs, and cranked out 3 great polished…

Man, a Donner party season of The Terror could be amazing.

Yeah, Star Wars has no place for a young protagonist who does amazing things with the magic of the Force and turns out to be a great pilot despite growing up on a backwater desert planet and having very little Jedi training!

I think JJ Abrams, for all his faults, is at least savvy enough to try to avoid the things people hated most about TLJ. It’ll be less weird, and a really satisfying crowd-pleaser, but the world-building still won’t make any damn sense. We will be left feeling good about how it ends for Rey, and it will have a sense of…

This concept of not liking any Star Wars movies is foreign to me, but I respect your reasoning. Once you let go of any expectations of quality, the prequels are dumb fun, and TPM is definitely the silliest. And if you haven’t done it, all of the original and prequel movies are worth watching with Rifftrax commentary.

I will never understand the people who include Count Dooku as one of the good things in AOTC. He has the silliest name of anyone in the series (a major accomplishment), Christopher Lee is totally forgettable (how the hell is that even possible?), and even though I’ve seen the movie several times I have never…

Thanks for weighing in, Doctor Armitage!

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