sentientbeard
Sentient Beard
sentientbeard

Ah yes, gender and race. Those two issues that, as we all know, never intersect.

I recently rewatched the first few episodes of the “remixed” season 4, and the running gags just don’t work. What made them think Tobias singing “No, it’s just a phallus-see!” was funny enough to show it over and over again? They even managed to make Ann not funny, which according to the laws of physics shouldn’t be

see also: “Up yours, children!”

MARGE: Oh, for the love of criminy! Gimme that. [grabs phone] Look, I know Bart did something wrong, but he’s my son, and I’m going to punish him myself. Our countries may have their differences, but as human beings, I think we can all agree, there’s no substitute for the discipline of a loving parent... [listens] He

More like “get off my yawn.”

Nice choice of music. Crooked Still is a great band.

His quote on Henry Kissinger:

Me too. I’d be disappointed if someone hadn’t beaten me to it.

I’m pretty sure the RedLetterMedia guys would be the first to admit that their preferences don’t line up with the movie-going public.

Their review of Solo was pretty positive. I’m not defending them or saying they’re right about TLJ, just pointing out that they’re not anti-Star Wars.

If the Rebel fleet in RotJ was all using a common radio channel, then there’s a good chance that the A-Wing pilot who gets shot down and yells “SHE’S GONNA BLOW!” sent that message to the Millennium Falcon, so Lando would have heard it.

I have it on good authority from Dave Chappelle’s kid that Nick Cannon is hilarious.

“You baited the balcony?”
“Prove it.”

You know I’m right.”

What do you think, George Harrison of the Beatles?

Now THIS is commenting!

I don’t think I could ever get used to being poked and prodded like that. I told my proctologist one time, Why don’t you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?”

I like Tim Blake Nelson a lot, but I would prefer to forget that character ever existed.

And Paul Rust loves chemicals so much, he’s like Walter White over here.