“Great news, Shaloubophiles”.

That’s what I thought as well, reminded of when Michael Scott went to New York for business and went by his favorite place for a slice in New York, Sbarro...

imagine going to NYC and eating at an Applebees or Red Lobster

Ublock ftw, doesn’t block everything but it blocks the most annoying stuff.

It’s a really nice kitchen.

“However, Meyers needs a budget of $150 million”

I always appreciate a new way to tell how old the spices in my mother-in-law’s kitchen cabinet are.

The name change is just an elaborate scheme to hide from creditors. The next step is a fake train derailment that blows up the town. “Glendale? They all blew up. Terrible, just terrible. Now welcome to Swift City!”

If this guy thinks boneless wings are bad, imagine his reaction when he finds out that they make fake meat wings.

“As God as my witness, I thought buffaloes could fly...”

I was under the impression that boneless wings came from chickens with no bones in their wings.

This product’s name suddenly makes sense to me.

Excuse me. This popcorn chicken contains 0% popcorn. I demand satisfaction!

Nope.

“Halim’s claim is that he suffered financial injury because if he’d known this fact about the “wings” prior to purchase, he wouldn’t have bothered buying them, at least not at the price he paid for them.”

Yes, but you have to get very close to see them.

Do buffalos have wings?

I thought it was a rather limp response myself.

They thought long and hard about their response. Such upstanding folk.