I could imagine the cast of this show has some pretty  health egos but this is weird. For one thing does anyone involved with the show really think they are doing anything “creative”?

I still miss Happy!

Did you ever see me hold a Cheerio? It’s pretty fucking adorable.

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It would be funny if in the last five minutes, you cut to a courtroom where J-Law’s character is on trial, and she’s spent 90 minutes telling her side of a statutory rape case where the kid was actually 16, she tried to seduce him to get money from his rich parents, and she made up the whole ridiculous scenario. Also,…

I found a (kind of) plot hole immediately. The Buick Regal the parents are offering in the ad is a Fourth Generation Regal (1997-2005), it’s too old for the Uber vehicle requirements.

Tea Leoni?

Fuck yeah, dude. I love shirts! If this movie is specifically for people who like shirts, it's bound to be a hit! 

Occasionally while watching this show I’ll think to myself there’s a less exploitative version; it’s clear they cast people who aren’t mature enough to go through an experience like this, or at least it’s the super impulsive/messy ones who make it to a proposal (one of my favorite parts of the show is when the…

Well, I mean... they have to keep refilling the settlement fund for BSA.

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you, I’m asexually reproducing.

I love this goddamn stupid-ass show. People get to express their love for complete strangers freely and then one of them gets drunk and proposes, the other gets drunk with wedding planning thoughts and says yes, then their doors open and they each get blasted point-blank in the face with a giant cannon full of…

There is never enough eye gouging in these kinds of shows.

For every Girl Scout cookie sold for $79 a Boy Scout makes $98 just from their jamboree. Ha!

You made Saturn cry.

The aim of the cookie’s online exclusivity is to help scouts learn about digital marketing and balancing both in-person and virtual sales.

Like the thing about “being in public with someone with dementia” is that these are people (due to faults in their brains) who are absolutely convinced of their own reality.  Like if I would take my mom to Target to pick out the color lipstick she wanted, she’d convince herself that her parents dropped her off and…

Huh?

Of course she does. What do you expect people to just do the right thing?