This is an interesting case for “you might want to limit your use of “bruh” to your friends and cousins, not the mayor.”

Sounds like it’s about more than just a ‘bruh’.

I’m not following -- if you’ve been to one, wouldn’t you know they had table service? 

::LENS FLARE::

Or maybe JJ’s whole thing is that he does sci-fi films like some local digital video school’s demo reel and has no feel for character or narrative?

Could it be that JJ Abrams once again did the whole “jazzy treatment that can’t sustain itself for more than a single installment, but BOY he’s tryin’” thing?

The house is cool, but I’d love a 3D printed frog strip club complete with a tad-pole for the frog dancers

On the rare chance I go to a theater it’s because I want the cinematic experience of a massive screen and sound. Think Hateful Eight.

Is Plaza going full Zardoz?

Aubrey Plaza is 38 and Jenna Ortega is 20 so the age gap for them to play mother/ daughter seems pretty much right to me, though  you don’t think of Aubrey Plaza playing someone’s mom. Which would make it interesting 

Drown yourself.

oh my god you came to our site from the BB one? How cute! welcome to the AV Club, I promise you’ll hate it. Now go back to the one where they all love your nonsensical ramblings about reverse racism

wah. anyway, shut up. 

You could cover his face with plastic until he stops talking.

What is “germ theory”? Is he saying they don’t exist because he can’t see them?

The fuck? Harrelson doesn’t believe in germ theory? Somehow his being an utter nutjob stayed off my radar until I just read the linked VF article.

Please stop covering Elon Musk.  

Ah yes from the people who brought you keep the statues otherwise we forget the past comes, keep the N word otherwise we don't know if the author was racist.

Ah yes the right wing propaganda movie about the habitual liar who bragged about shooting people in New Orleans that he didn't and whom comsidered arab people subhuman.  Ah yes that film.