I think the funniest part about this is that their automated checking system is broken and there are probably people out there with legitimate installs that will be flagged. Both my office computer, and my gaming rig meet every requirement, including feature specific requirements (per Microsofts own requirement list)…

Microsoft: “We’re a monopoly, but perhaps you’d like to try desktop Linux if you don’t like us as a choice.”

Years ago one of my co-workers bought a king cake and put it in the fridge. Sometime in the next day or two, another co-worker who had never heard of a king cake threw it away, because she somehow thought the green sprinkles on top were mold. smh

Hutchins being EP is part of the terms of the settlement for the wrongful death case against the production. So it was terms agreed to by both parties.

While it says choking, I would think the other hazard is cracking a tooth on them. In the past they apparently also would put things like gold coins and rings (symbolizing wealth and marriage if I recall) in the cake and those could be even less forgiving. 

Immediately followed by: Woke mob removes Jesus from King Cakes

I’ll take the risk of choking over being confronted with this nightmare:

How much does Netflix cost, like 10 dollars?

They’re burning down the banana stand as we speak.

Does Netflix need money to keep it around? There’s always money in the banana stand.

we’re hitting the end of a lot of the ‘10 year’ licensing deals i guess huh! so now we’re in a weird spot where you have to license the first 3 seasons from disney and the last 2 from netflix.

Gizmodo wrong again. The above may be the 1st Electric ZTR produced by Deere, but you’re 50 years off the mark for their 1st electric riding mower. In the early 70's Deere had the Model 90 electric riding mower. Mine was a 1972 model. It was based on their rear engine rider. I owned one in the late 80's. It used (3)…

yeah, this one too reads like an ad

or if you haven’t mowed the back forty for months

JD is known for dealer only service and locked down, hard to repair equipment. If there is one company I would not buy a electric mower from, it’s this one. 

Its been really obvious recently.  It was really noticable the day they let the National Realtors Association ghostwrite 5 posts.

Does John Deer think they will be able to make everybody forget how much they suck by purchasing these ads? I, for one, will not be forgetting.

Someone pointed this out yesterday and now I can’t unsee it, are you just doing sponsored content without marking it as sponsored?
This is just a long ad for JD, why not mention any of the other brands that beat them to the electric ride on mower market over the past 5+ years.

I knew I was right to hold onto my 5.25" floppies!

We come to this place, for gouging.
We come to AMC Theaters to laugh, to cry, to pay a premium to avoid a neck injury.
Because we need that, all of us.
That indescribable feeling we get, when the nerves in our spine go numb,
And we go someplace we’ve never been before, like an ATM so we can afford to avoid the ER.
Dazzling…