Seeing as he lives across the street if it was a neighbor it shouldn’t be hard to figure out who it was. Start with the one who has not said a word to the pastor since this happened.

You’ve clearly never used a Twizzler straw. I can vouch it’s a thing (from back when I ate Twizzlers and used straws).

We’re not calling him that

1. Needs more waterfalls.

Yes. You don’t need the vaccine any more than I do.

The people at risk for this pox are men who have sex with lots and lots of men. It would be great if we had tons of doses and could give everyone two shots. We don’t. This came out of nowhere a month ago and we are scrambling to get more of the vaccine. Until then,…

The studies are already starting to show that skin to skin contact isn’t the main disease vector, it’s bodily fluids being swapped and usually created during intercourse.

I googled the novel this movie is based on. It’s about a wealthy middle aged lady who lives by the shore and she’s sad because her husband died. Then a Mysterious Newcomer comes to town. He trains military dogs for a living (yes, really) which shows that he’s Manly But Sensitive. Will they get together?

I bet there really is a huge audience for women who think Hallmark/Lifetime movies just aren’t quite wholesome enough.

Yeah ever since Triumph of the Will got deleted from YouTube, I guess the Riefenstahl estate was looking for a new streaming home. Good for them.

Why? Just run Birth of A Nation constantly.

target the “female Fox News fan.”

She was a lonely person with access to the internet and way too much time on her hands. He was a 76-year-old real estate-tycoon/human hot air balloon, whose incredibly pampered life doesn’t stand in the way of him feeling aggrieved all the fucking time. Can they find each other?

Looks like they’re gonna go head to head with Breitbart films who is also putting out films staring Gina Carano out of all people lol.

But will the audience of Fox News be interested in things that aren’t real and are entirely made up?

My Glory Is The Shells I Collected From The Crooning Crawdads

It worked for Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.

Is Google even a thing?

I would’ve HAD to look. Like when you find an old carton of milk, and you know it’s spoiled, but you just gotta smell it before you throw it out.

Since I don’t see anyone writing articles where they say their kids brown bag it, I am assuming that bento boxes are mandatory for school kids now?