Remember that time they let an absolutely unhinged weirdo be president of the United States?

Mine too. As a fellow Pennsylvanian, I approve this message. 

I bought a Wegner’s sticker today, since I don’t live in PA. 

Hopefully this fully blossoms into his Bush Sr. grocery scanner moment.

PA is a liquor control state and you can only buy liquor for consumption on premises (i.e. bar or restaurant), or from a state owned and operated liquor store.

That was the big tell for me. Once I stopped laughing over the idea that crudite pairs well with tequila, I started all over again at the realization that Dr. Oz so unaware of his “home” state that he talked about buying tequila in a grocery store. 

When I vote for John Fetterman in Nov. for U.S. Senate & *not* Dr. Oz, fellow takeout commentators can also say they voted for Fetterman & not Oz. Am sharing glory of my vote cast with You :-) Okay, Over/Out.

He should be in prison. I recall when he was called before a Congressional Committee to answer for shucking his fake remedies, that they were so deferential to him. I guess it was because he was a tv doctor?

I'm not sure what Wegner's normally carries, but what he was grabbing were not the "super-tender early chutes" that the asparagus plant sends up.  I think he just grabbed for it because asparagus is normally more expensive than things like "celery" or "cucumbers" or "bell peppers."

Either she’s super gullible or she’s a huckster.

The worst part of this whole thing is that she wouldn’t have had the exposure and success she had without Bill Cosby.

Yeah but does your Kroger’s veggie tray have enough asparagus and tequila?

He picks up what looks like a 3 pound bag of carrots and acts like $4 is some sort of God to Abraham scenario.

The low key funniest part for me is that he reaches for the asparagus (a thing that is always spendy out of season) for a crudités. Barring the very tenderest early season asparagus (not available in August), you will always want to blanch asparagus for your veggie tray at which point it no longer counts as crudités,…

The worst part is, the sign is right fucking there.

You’re thinking of charcuterie :)

What do “Dr.” Oz and “Dr.” Phil have in common? They were both made famous by Oprah. It makes me think she’s just as gullible as her audience.

Wait people actually make one of these themselves? Like you can get a 40oz veggie tray with dip for $10 at Kroger’s. pull it from the cheap plastic onto a platter boom your done.

“Guys, that’s $20 for crudités, and this doesn’t include the tequila,”

I despair for the people who follow this quack’s advice - my mother watches his horrific show and is constantly trying new “cures” for her painful arthritis. (Creams that don’t work).