I think you mean "disabrie."

I didn't choose the milk life, the milk life chose me.

And some refer to Sen. Martin as a "mutha."

That John Cleese gif is priceless!

Game over, man. Game over.

Children will be henceforth referred to as "wombbusters" and abortion will be henceforth referred to as "nuking from orbit (it's the only way to be sure)."

As a researcher/scientist, these articles are insanely frustrating to read. "Things that I can't pronounce, or be bothered to learn about via scientific research, are scary and related to SCARY THINGS and buzzwords and every disease known to medical science. AND I WON'T ELABORATE ON IT. I just want to publish…

This totally happened to me. I was totally straight until freshman year, when my professor assigned me a book. I read it and now I'm gay for life! IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU!!!

This is how you do it, Tom Cruise.

...But is the NFL ready for Ellen Page?

I would go husband hunting, but hunting licenses have been really hard to get ever since the local husband population was decimated by chick flicks and demancaveification.

The only terrible thing about this show is that it ended.

Make sure you don't kick it up the arse, though!

Pushing Daisies ended waaaay too soon.

Of all the things I love about Pushing Daisies, I think my favorite is that Chuck was raised to call the fridge "the cheese box". That and "Lil Gumshoe". Oh, and Lee Pace's beautiful, perfect, completely unattainable face.

Ellen Greene FTW.

Me! Me!

Seriously though, this show NEVER gets old!

I bet he'd kick an ass or two.