I... literally just watched that episode. Stop stalking me. I'm not your mermaid.

It has the body of a spider, but the MIND of a baby!

Their last Facebook status was probably about the Spider Baby.

One of the greatest things to come out of Ireland, with the exception of the Irish themselves.

Those crazy Irish priests never fail to bring a smile to my face!

Down with that sort of thing.

Careful now

We're going to have to let Dorothy Zbornak handle this one...

And now, a reading from a letter from St. Paul to the Corinthinians:

Wait, so Jezebel can shill a $80 canvas toiletry bag or a $125 necklace made from red string and 0.00001 ounces of silver, but this is scammy?

"We tend to tear the crotches in our jeans quite a bit," the American racer Steven Nyman said. The introduction of leggings-style and elasticated jeans has been a godsend. "We have to buy stretchy jeans," he said."

Very few female comics prefer comedienne to comedian. Same with actor/actress.

I am offering $10,000 for unretouched photos of Margot Robbie's legs.

Meh. I prefer the trend of hiding Nicholas Cage's face all over the house.

You know, I've sat in the first lecture for a class and gotten the distinct impression that spending two hours every week sitting there for the next four months would be overwhelming. I reacted by dropping those classes and quickly signing up for something that seemed more tolerable.

The writing, acting, directing, soundtrack, dialogue, humor, characters, cinematography and absurdity.

It really tied the rink together.

Ladies and gentlemen, Jermaine Kearse. Who, by the way, was runner up for MVP.

Look, tonight's Super Bowl XLVIII sucked.