On holiday in Spain, my grandfather cheered when the bull got a piece of the matador. He said the maitre d (or whatever) of his hotel was gracious, but very quick to come over and say to him "no, no, Mr Whalen...we do not cheer for the bull".

Okay, first, its not really a 'restaurant' per se; its a beachfront (if you consider Ben T. Davis Beach a beach, which I don't - its disgusting) bar/eatery joint that is all to familiar in this part of the state.

I'm actually kind of impressed. You took stout, xenophobic, neocon attitudes, added a bit of wistful nostalgia for the country itself - which I've never seen combined - while mixing in new-age "energy" and a clunky philosophical comparison between the physical weight and an imaginary burden.

It's like you're trying to…

Call me unromantic but I don't get this recent trend of putting locks on bridges to express your love for someone. It just seems stupid. But thats just me.

Compared to Reindeer Lady, the Goth Cave Couple look restrained and kind of tasteful.

Yep. Also, wtf is this???

Bubonic plague absolutely still exists: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1994_plag…

But those screenwriters consulted with scientists to construct a feasible premise!

That he chose Pivot-Tables as his go-to excel operation shows that he is in fact a Fake Excel Nerd! A true excel nerd knows all the real magic happens in the visual basic editor.

Clearly I must shop smarter.

I must shop S-Marter.

I got your p values, bio-statician, I'm your huckleberry.

We get boots? Via Spiga? Enzo Angiolini? (Because I'm guessing with the feminaziing and all, they would have to be Italian.)

I'm invading Poland later today right after my period stops.

My butt and I mostly just discuss politics.

Oh god, thank you for this. I appreciate the inclusion of the second spreadsheet and the discussion about nobody requiring to have sex, man or woman. The comments at deadspin were all, "how hard is it to just give it up for him once in a while?" Maybe she didn't want to, and maybe the dude didn't want to, either.

here's my sex spreadsheet

Is she just an RN? Then she has no prescribing powers anyway.

Always remember Urban Outfitters, Free People, and Anthropologie in all their hip/indie/twee fashion wonderlandness are owned by people who actively donate to Rick fucking Santorum and anti-choice causes. DON'T SHOP THERE!

May I join the NO chorus?