You took the words right out of my fingers!

MORE SAMOAS FOR ME BITCHES.

I'm on the Hydra Diet. Unfortunately, for each pound I lose, I grow two more in its place.

Oh that's funny. Rapes never happen to married people. I'm sure fewer people having sex would definitely mean less people taking it by force.

Endorsed by Bill O'Reilly!

Dear Powers that Be at Jezebel:

0.50 cents and let them make the rest of it up in tips. Bwahahahaha!

Right??

do you really want to pay a little more for a burger so that an adult doesn't have to work two jobs to support their family?

I'm only 5'7" and all my pants are about an inch or two inches too short, but finding "talls" is near impossible and then they're too long! It's like guys, I'm NOT EVEN THAT TALL! US pants sizes suck.

Bigger sizes get wider, not longer and it is THE WORST. Why is this large the same length as the extra small? Imma need retailers to get it together.

I'm 6' tall and paranoid as hell because it makes me stick out like a sore thumb.

Not Actually Short.

Appetite for Communion

"Bush knocked down the towers" is a line from Immortal Technique's "Bin Laden," sampled from Jadakiss's "Why?"