Snood, you say?

Turkey fun fact time, people.

Those ripe child-bearing hips and expectant breasts remain ever-vestal, a false promise that keeps those hordes of men panting and clambering to have her.

It IS cathartic to hate-read, but you did that for us here, and now we have absolutely no reason to give them any site traffic at all. Let's make a pact that NONE OF US will EVER go there, EVER EVER FOREVER.

Beautiful.

Oh bullshit. That is simply not true. There are thousands of good breeders who breed for work, such as search & rescue, police and guide dogs. They are ethical, responsible and every animal ends up in a good responsible home.

I soak mine in a Bloody Mary.

I was in the parking lot of a supermarket 3 weeks ago when a car drove up, a man rolled down his window and thrust a dog at me, saying, "Free Chihuahua! He's healthy, spayed, and you can take him now." I was totally horrified that a person would do this; the little pup was so sweet, affectionate and lively. I thought…

I'd like to see her legal briefs...

Also untouched by photoshop.

Those soft, floppy ears!

I'd totally buy clothes from that beagle. So cute!

Such pose. Much model. Wow.

Such brave. Wow.

Wow, without photoshop, that model looks like a beagle.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy roasted mixed-nuts and thy excellent croissants they comfort me.

My wife would love that. Time to bust out the CC#