There are no cats in America, and the roads are paved with cheese...

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

ugly women are perceived as competent

Why is Robin Thicke on this list?

No

I don't eat for pleasure, I eat for nutrients. - Scott Eastwood

Why, hello. One other Fernando ...

Let's add some Olivier to the list and...

I'll see your Pep and raise you one Andres Villas Boas

It was a highlight of my fangirl career.

Oh, good bonus call!

Gridlock was epic for Tennant vs cats. :D

How about potatoes?

I respect your personal views on sexy men, and I'm sure he's very nice and charming and fun, but whenever I look at him I can only see one thing:

*whips out the old googlenator*

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE SHOULD HAVE JUST GONE TO ART SCHOOL.

KNOW WHO ELSE LIKED TO PAINT!?

I'll just be over here, waiting for some quality 'look how many fucks I give' gifs.