Totally asking my husband to get some Hi Def Liposculpting since he is a dad (tho not super athletic). I think a 6 pack is a very important quality in a father. Though honestly, both of us prefer the other kind of 6 pack.

Between this and the rimjob article linked here today, I'm glad I'm too old and celibate for all this nonsense. I'm gonna go get me another cat and see what's on Netflix.

Good lord, the way this is written is completely unreadable.

Another issue with the reporting: the outlets obviously don't know the difference between odds ratio and relative risk/risk ratio.

This is correlation, not causation. I think it's pretty clear the actual causation is the fact that women on birth control are obviously huge sluts whom God then strikes down with blindness.

Even if it was impeccably tailored, Idris Elba would look terrible in a dress. By way of apology, Armani should offer him a lucrative underwear modeling campaign. Then EVERYBODY WINS.

So Derek Jeter is just the real-life version of Steve Holt.

I tried everything to get rid of mice when we had them and then I got two natural remedies: a pair of 20 week old kittens named Chowder and Schnitzel. Any fool mouse that was silly enough to come in soon met their maker.

No no no no NO! There is no way you can have a discussion of the sexiest man alive without Tom Mison. Period. End of story. He can ichabod all over my crane any day of the week.

David effing Tennant. MUCH better choice than Levine.

He's lucky! She's lucky! We're all lucky! (THE BANISTER'S LUCKY!!!!)

fair enough, but my curtains from 1999 called and they want their gold dragonfly print back

All lists are immediately invalid without this delightful Northern light.

No comment needed.

"an outspoken yoga enthusiast who won't stop trying to talk you into anal"

So glad you had a photo of my boyfriend on the side, Idris Elba, at the top of the list. As soon as I started to read this, he was the first name who came to mind as actual sexiest man alive. (Sorry, Mr. Seal.)

Oh yes. He just looooves women tooooooo much.

i thought this post was about Adam Devine for an uncomfortably long period of time