Did your dad survive prostate cancer? Mine didn't. Yesterday would have been his 78th birthday.

It's better than bad, it's good!

OOH, OOH, I get to be the log!

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Curse your sudden but inevitable posting this before me!

That is exactly what was said. Now: explain how you got past all the booby traps Jezebel has set up specifically to keep filthy male swine away!

Perfect movie tie-in. 300: Sandwiches.

Yes.

ALL I CAN THINK IS PROFESSOR TRELAWNEY AND GILDEROY LOCKHART AND BELLATRIX LESTRANGE AND GILDEROY LOCKHART. THIS IS TOO MUCH. TOO MUCH I SAY!!!

same feeling i get whenever i see crossfitters..........

YES cricket inspired makeup tutorial now!

I glanced at the first line of your posting and thought, "Holy shit! Looking like someone from District 9 is a trend??? WTF???"

Do what you love, love what you do.

I always have the strongest urge to light the little wick on these hats.

People who wear our pants are superior, physically and spiritually, to those who can't fit their fat asses into them without causing them to be transparent or pilly. Now, let's get back to building our culture.

Stop trying to make "Lululemon Culture" happen. You make pants.

So three married, highly educated, white women are going to tell the GOP how to get the vote of unmarried women of various educational backgrounds, social classes, and racial identities?

The GOP will never learn how to speak Vaginese.

She wants people to get an education and eat healthy?! That outrageous bitch!!!

Catnip Everdeen?