Uh, sorry Doug but you've been scooped by your own coworker:

Dear Animal Welfare Advice Givers,

I've been mistaken for a prostitute a few times, and every time, I was wearing relatively modest clothing. The problem was that I had the nerve to be a woman outdoors alone.

Good thing I have man hands!

I feel shameful about this because his personality is so horrible but...

Am I the only one not thrilled with the idea that anonymity on the internet is over? Don't get me wrong, sometimes people say vile things... but sometimes anonymity is important.

You're right, she's way too old to play a superhero alongside 41 year old Ben Affleck.

Or GTFO.

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Okay but what if he were playing with dinosaurs? What then?

You motherfucker. You faster-typing-than-me motherfucker.

Playing with your dolls again?

So what you're saying here is... I might be able to afford to see my shrink more than once every three months? I might be able to actually AFFORD all the various medications she puts me on? I might be able to feel... BETTER? What witchcraft is this?

Mental health is just as important as physical health. I am tickled pink that the government is starting to believe in treating mental illness and requiring health providers to treat them equal to breaking your leg. Bravo!

It definitely is! I have to thank you for the reminder. My uncle passed about 10 years ago after a battle with cancer, and it was really nice to remember this video and see him animated again for a brief moment.

Cool beans! I'll have to check that out. Thanks! 'Father Ted' is a much more pleasant topic of conversation that Romeo Rose...