Online dating is the science fiction/horror hybrid spinoff and semi-sequel of the psychological stress test gone horribly wrong that is "normal" dating.

It's best that you don't ask questions about what happens to people in Fargo, donchaknow...

I woulda TPed the fuck outta that house.

Hello, do you like sex?

It's okay, I read in the Daily Mail that Toffee is kind of a nag anyway.

Watching Jezebel try to write about science is like watching a kitten play with a ball of yarn.

That may be, but it doesn't change the definition of a marathon!

This article better be from the cat's perspective.

I cannot overstate how badly I wish this article was written by The Onion's Jean Teasdale.

Too boring and idiotic, didn't read. Convinced "Jenn Tisdale" is a pseudonym Lena Dunham uses to write fiction.

I accidentally wiped Egg McMuffin grease in my eye while watching this. My friend saw me crying and looked over to see what I was watching. She hit replay and watched it 4 times before telling me that wasn't a real gospel choir and there was no reason for me to get all choked up about it.

Ha ha ha, yup! This pic is entitled 'No Touch!'

This one uses psychological warfare. It's a problem.

Sir PatStew wins. Hands freaking down.

We have 3 Huskys and they actually all listen really well.....the only issue is that one of them is rather clever and especially schemey. Guess which one:

Sexual hauntings, eh?