For a second I definitely thought a woman had given birth to an elephant. But it was a really, really cute elephant, so it was okay.
Burn her! She's a witch! Math is the devil!
Oh alright I'll marry my same sex partner for the good of the econom-oh what? I'm not allowed? Fair enough then, carry on.
Just curious, does anyone else out there really dislike Chelsea Handler? I don't find her funny at all, and her delivery even worse.
And adult women too please? I was kind of grossed out by being told my wedding was my day to be a princess by sales types and dressers of hair and whatnot. I am AT LEAST an empress, but I'd rather be a witch/sorceress.
That and Dean becoming a huge hypocrite (he can quit the family job but Sammy can't, he can befriend a monster but Sammy can't, and he can sacrifice himself but god help Sammy if he tries).
I just can't say goodbye to my grandmother properly without being enraged at a 17 year old I will never meet. It's what she would have wanted.
Why can't the simple answer ever be "They're just self absorbed narcissists with the personality of an in-grown toenail?"
I worked with a teen who got pregnant while she was in my program. She lost the baby at birth, for reasons that were never fully clear to me. I attended the funeral and was shocked at the use of cell phone photos all the way through the funeral. She took pictures of her baby in it's tiny coffin, pictures holding…
Just no. Not everything needs to be memorialized on the internet. I don't want to see pictures of your dead grandma in her casket. Nobody needs to be involved in any of this besides the friends and loved ones of the deceased.
"who knows—maybe posting selfies at funerals is a helpful expression of grief."
This is not what Photoshop is for!!! (This is: http://juliastilesonthings.tumblr.com/)
This is what I was going to say. This is kinda disgusting, but at the same time, insanely skillful. For a less disturbing show of graphic design skills, check out this article.
Good grief. The whole thing was disturbing, but when they pulled her head and neck up and into that unnatural angle, oy. I wouldn't mind that leg extender thing for myself though. I really don't want to hem my pants anymore.
Get better at English before you try to "ironically" burn someone with it.
Wow. It's like Lisa Simpson has come to life and is speaking to the dunderheads of Springfield. You go Madison!!
For a second I thought "Kimreymerica" said "Kimyemerica" and I got the shivers.
So why doesn't she just hand out bags of low-sodium nuts or pomegranates or something that sends a healthy message? Or, much cheaper than that, she could just turn off her porch light and choose not to participate. But she wouldn't choose either of these options because her desire is to shame children for being…