This gets my

The Baldwin is strong in this one.

This bothered me, on an intrinsic level.

I will never go back to Equinox again. Last time I attended the 8AM Zumba class in my lacey undies as advertised, they asked me to leave.

You say "cocaine-fueled Vegas party" and somewhere Terry Richardson is dropping his pants. He doesn't immediately know why, but in his lizard brain knows someone has spoken his language.

I'm glad that she's successful, but I still haven't forgiven her for her Steubenville comment.

That was a face badly in need of a fist.

Solution!

You leave Star Trek out of this!

Eww gross... that pussy isn't shaved.

What about bugs/dirt on the windshield?!?!?!?!

No love for the starfish?

Here's my Audrey II, in the kitchen, before it reaches its final form.

Science lies. You need to go to Fox TV for the sweet sweet truth.

I am obsessed with tv now, even trashy tv, cause my family let me have NO TV. My father was one of those people who talks smugly about not having a tv?

Parents when they find out their kid is a muppetsexual:

Feds to Rick Perry: