I was at Whole Foods once, when I heard a mom saying to her toddler, "Midas! Don't touch that!"

If you keep the placenta attached because chimpanzees do it, does that mean I can fling my poop at you when we disagree?

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.

There are plenty of other ways to "rebel." Smoke/vape/eat weed for the pure enjoyment, and classist nonsense be damned.

You were so correct about the dog picture, but I want to know why that dog is flaunting its dog body.

Orlando Bloom will only be able to sexvisit her once every 10 years.

This is just gawking at rich people. it's also proof that the tax rates are not high enough.

'kay.

"The year was 1988. Margaret Thatcher became the longest-serving Prime Minister of the century,"
Which has what to do with feminism?

God, people were SO racist back then. I'm sure these are "nude" pants. Couldn't they make them in a wider range of skin tones?

she's so beautiful! i'll wait for her next film—I can't watch a woman-beater like fassbender in the role of an enslaver when he physically abused a black woman in real life.

Oh hell yeah. My husband and I had a German Shepherd who was smart and loyal, and after saving our lives a few times in various scrapes, she was counted as a fully fledged adult member of our family, and was treated like a princess of her kind. She had her own purpose bought microfibre couch, and she slept on the end…

It really is - I love visiting it but the utter emptiness is like being in a different world. I think if there were banshees anywhere it would be Mayo!

Co. Mayo, god help us!

This just happened last month. We all have a bit of "second sight" in our family. I woke up one morning and an old Catholic hymn was running through my head, and I thought it was strange because I don't attend mass anymore and it's not a hymn that is on the modern church frequent playlist these days.

CHEESE IS GOOD. All hail the cheese!

This may not qualify but it was pretty terrifying at the time.

This isn't mine, but it's one of my favorites: short, sweet and horrifying.

Thank you. I needed the giggles this gave me.