Eyes on the prize...

Shit, even in Andalucia people identify first as andaluz or even better, as being from their particular city or particular part of the city. Spain is such an interesting, horribly fucked up, beautiful place with such fierce regional identities, people refuse to fall into neat categories. That's probably why I liked it…

I feel like Ann Coulter is more likely to tear my head off and consume it post-sex.

I've seen that display first-hand, and I can tell you without hesitation that it is disgusting. Vile. Far below even the lowest standards of decency.

I mean, the fake blood contains corn syrup, the surgical tubing is *not* recyclable, and the pumpkins aren't even artisanally-grown!

Unfit for Brooklyn indeed.

Ha! Yes. It's SO gross when they're the bigger varieties. And if you use a book, you don't feel the same way about it afterward, no matter how well it cleaned up.

Serious suggestion to all pet owners: consider only buying locally-produced pet goods. Or at least pet goods produced in countries with generally better standards. It's no guarantee of safety, but it's usually one more safeguard against these situations.

I know that feel! My mom is from Spain, but her family is Catalan. Never call them Spanish. EVER.

I'm just wondering what you have to say to the Washington Post to get that type of correction:

Look, one of his relatives is already hooking up on the app!

There's that new dating app called Carrot Dating, where the other person will buy you something you need if you agree to go on a date with them... I'd so love to see him post himself on this app- "I'll be YOUR Romeo tonight, if you can pay or donate to my electric bill!" I'm sure the offers would roll in...

Somehow I almost feel obligated to donate, so that he can continue embarrassing himself on the internet for my viewing pleasure. I need something to help get me through the work day, y'know?

LOL @ M. Night Shyamalan. Just LOL.

I feel like had that been a woman it might have been changed from "thickset" to fat. Just sayin'.

Is it weird that I think Jason Statham and Melissa McCarthy would not only be really great costars, but also highly effective real-life buddy cops?

Anecdotal evidence would probably show that McInnes has personally made women unhappy.

Just wait until he finds out that some men are stay at home dads, nurses, or house keepers. It will be the end of masculinity as we know it. If you're really that threatened by women, I think you should take a Time Out and reevaluate a few things in your life.

I actually have this image printed and it hangs above my desk. I do gender violence prevention work so there are lots of delightful conversations with folks like our friend in the video.

Is he aware that they made a cartoon of him?

How To Be A Man: A lesson on manhood from Gavin McInnes