Cute puppies and more Tom Hiddleston, please. There's a story on Gawker about a rape that took place in public and was PHOTOGRAPHED and I want to destroy things....

I agree that most grumpiness can be fixed with a nice poop.

Plus.... your name... awesome book!

MY excuse?

Very immature. Those kids need a level-headed mother. She's behaving like an ass. How would she liked it if I went to her and showed her my three graduate degrees which I got before turning 30 and said: What's your excuse? Or if I showed the publications in academic journals and the conferences I have presented in and…

I think you're overreacting. Pregnancy does fuck you up. It's considered a disease state by those of us in the medical profession. There is a plethora of conditions that only apply to pregnant women.
In other words, calm down.

I think there's enough "pregnancy is great and motherhood is the only thing that makes your life truly worthwhile" to even out the score.

Is it sad I'm already waiting for all the amazing things Kate Winslet will say to tell people off when asked her post baby weight?

Oh sure, when he does it, it's funny. When I do it, it's rude.

I'll be sulking over here.

Is Ofek a last name, first name, online handle, or the sound they made when they found out they were fired?

I believe some men are too scared to ask women these questions because they know, deep down in the hairy masculine vault of their very being, that these are some profoundly stupid questions. They fear the women will look at them with a withering stare, sneer slightly and then tell their friends, "hey, you really need…

There is a statute of limitations for friends listening to your break-up woes. I'd say 2 weeks, max, unless you were married or had kids, then maybe a month with occasional divorce related updates. After that, it can really strain the relationship if every conversation is about rehashing the breakup. I have been on…

This is it. The most privileged article ever published on Jezebel. You did it guys. WE did it.

It's for the best, as the world might explode, although it would be a most sexy explosion. Also, can we include him?

Nothing good will come out of this.

I love Dougal's perplexed look! Ardal O'Hanlon is a f'ing genius.

I have it all.

A nice house that's big enough to not feel crowded but small enough to not feel overwhelming when we're cleaning. A car that is very nice, dependable, but not ostentatious. A teaching position that only requires my presence on campus 12-15 hours/week. Some kids. Good husband. One lovable cat.

I have…

Don't sully the Goblin Kings good name.