At first glance, I thought this was a very intricately molded chocolate bar. Yum.

With this and Wilfred, I could not be happier about Tobey's post-Spidey career choices.

And with that, the great prophet Rand seized mightily upon Her own bootstraps, and pulled Herself up bodily into the heavens, shewing to all gathered therein that She was indeed the Messiah foretold in the ancient texts.

They can just put this in a t-shirt instead. It amounts to the same.

It's so ironic that when I think of the word feminine or feminist I picture these images in my mind of beautiful women that are very submissive and feminine and lady like, you know the way real women are supposed to be!...But these stupid feminists people are so manly looking and acting! I bet they even have hairy…

First off, congratulations on your good fortune of finding a competent owner operator of a huge penis.

I have nothing of true substance to add beyond the fact that I've Internets-known this guy for something like 5 years. He relentlessly trolls music/band/guitar forums to promote his shitty white-guy-blooz music and the truly heinous guitars he builds.

Just a reminder, ladies, if you find this attractive:

This dude's recurring night terror:

Also researched extensively:

Rock-hard vaginas? They're more common than you'd expect...

I went down the rabbit hole reading about that guy last time, and he is not just racist/sexist/bad human being, he seems straight up crazy. Like torturing his ex's animals crazy. It went from haha look at this guy to real dark, real quick.

"I'm not a pirate, but [talks about timber shivering and booty plundering]."

My personal favorite:

Some experts are skeptical — believing that the majority of handprints were made by adolescent boys

A Father Ted gif is always appropriate when commenting on politicians. She's like Congress's own Father McGuire, except Dougal was a right a lot more often than she is...

I entertain frat guys without their consent!

liar.

"Did somebody say Jew-hating babymaking machines? I'm in."

Yeah, I have a thigh gap, and it is 100% because I have wide hips. I am not particularly skinny, nor fit, I just have those child-bearin' hips!