I'm a terrible, terribe, terrible person, but when I read "I don't like to exploit anybody. That's not my bag"

Yzma is the best Disney villain - nay, CHARACTER - of all time. There, I said it.

Pixar after Wall-E and Disney Buyout == Crap (We can argue about Brave if you want)

Dreamworks after Shrek == New Pixar

1. Steal Underpants
2.
3. Profit

Math is amazing

Bernard Black is my spirit animal.

Points for a Black Books GIF.

To me, it doesn't sound like this idiot has any sort of psychological disorder other than "thinks-he's-entitled-to-everything-ism". Cause? The fact that all movies, books, games, commercials, etc features non-stop stories about how decent-ish guys get rewarded by life with everything they want.

I AM AN EXCEEDINGLY SHITTY PERSON. IN MY TENURE AS A HUMAN BEING, I HAVE DONE A SHITTY, SHITTY JOB.

Oh, Michelle.

I had a counselor in high school tell me "You're a pretty girl, you may not be able to get into college, but you'll easily be able to find a job." What? I can't go to college?! (I was poor and had bad grades, but at least I was "pretty"!) Now I'm 26 and I finally started college this year.

After a little of that, who wouldn't be in the mood?

If you're ever at a frat party, and you see some guy in a miner's helmet with the little light turned on... run. You do not want to see what he does with that pickaxe in his pocket.

I didn't think that was very self explanatory...

...excavate?

That's great that you have a graduate degree. I have a PhD in Immunology and Virology. Does that make me qualified to come to your classroom and tell you how I think your teaching style is bullshit? Am I qualified now to tell you how you're teaching a class of children wrong? Should I just pull my kids out of school…

I have an M.S. in Education

Until you can explain how your M.S. in Education makes you more of an an expert in immunology than the PhD-holding immunologists at the CDC or NIH you really should shut up about it. If anything, it's just evidence that a little knowledge can be dangerous. And that you seriously think developing immunity "naturally"…