Wow, I didn’t realize it was possible to love Ewan McGregor more than I already did.

...“the more repellent side of feminism: the vile, crude, man-hating, violent, nasty side”...

I recently heard his brother, Aniz, on a podcast relate that their mom asked to be removed from the family text group because Aziz is always trying out bits there. That cracked me right up. They’re a delightful family.

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

He can hold me accountable all he wants. I have over 200 years of history behind me. Come at me, you fucking tangerine.

I personally loved the leap from “there is NO way of knowing how many people were there.” to “There were the most people from any inauguration ever.”

He also made this terrifying statement: “We’re going to hold the press accountable.” That’s the direct opposite of how things work in a free nation, asshole.

Opens Tiffany box under sofa, finds Tiffany Trump. Dies even more.

Of course she hates him. She signed up to be a trophy wife who barely had to deal with him. She thought she would be going on vacation all the time and spending money with abandon. Now she has to pretend to care about people and do random public appearances between vacations.

I think they’re informally separated. She basically vanished between the election and now, and every time he touches her in public she looks annoyed. And the thing about her not moving so Barron doesn’t have to change schools is lame. She just doesn’t want to live with him, and who can blame her?

Yeah, I have absolutely no sympathy. You married a horrible trash monster rapist because he’s rich? Have fun watching him slaver over his own daughter and getting pawed at by those tiny, tiny hands.

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

I’ve told everyone she was going to divorce his monkey ass right after he lost. And then he didn’t.

Ice blue was a perfect choice cuz that bish FROSTY AF.

#FreeMelania

You can see the sparks between the Obamas. There really doesn’t seem to be much between the Trumps.

Also, the Obamas had offered to leave the playground at the White House for, you know, Trump’s ten-year-old kid and bunch of grandkids... and he said no.

When she chooses to avoid the occasional politicization of her talkshow even though doing so could actually help people? Yeah. Really.

I understand “that’s not her brand.” My point is that her brand sucks.