“If your boyfriend makes half-assed attempts to better himself in academics and athletics but then gives up and flushes it all down the toilet, get yourself on the fast track to juvenile delinquent to keep that man!”

Tell me more, tell me more

I hope that didn’t read as snarky! I was agreeing with you. I saw the headline and thought “Yikes!”

Yes,this was certainly queued to post at a really...unfortunate..time.

The One That Rachel’s Stand-In’s Grandma Has On VHS

I'm sure they paid him Peanuts.

Two moms -HEATHEN!

She heard orange is the new black...

“Then Julia’s daddy explained that Elmo has language difficulties. So, you know, we’ve all got our shit.”

My reaction to “Elmo’s daddy” was WHAAAAAAA?! Elmo has parents? Who? Where? What in the?

Thank you so much for this clip!

I’m very glad these people were treated to a fancy meal, but it makes me so...sad. There must be so much other perfectly good stuff that goes to waste in every community, every day. In high school I worked at a Krispy Kreme, and every night at closing the still-fresh donuts were tossed out in the dumpster, and the…

I can think of a close second...

Thank you. You're very kind and this is good advice. We essentially did this late last night/ today and honestly it's been wonderful spending time together without the kids. I feel so much better.

I love you, internet stranger. This made me feel great. Thank you.

Thank you. This is all great advice and I really appreciate it.

I need advice and perspective.

I love when my babies get “milk drunk” and look like this 😍

Thank you kindly. I dream of one day being permanently ungrayed, like in days of Gawker past...

(But seriously, I feel terribly for the mother. And I hope she gets connected with the resources she’ll need to leave him and start over with her kid.)