Pictured: Crystal Wang

“As you know, Jerri Blank’s father has died. So I need everyone to pitch in and make one big card for Jerri that expresses just how much

These dolls make me sad in a way that few things do. And I’m a therapist.

He always looked like a puppet John Belushi to me.

Plus she always tops Stupid Celebrity Baby Names lists for naming her son “Audio Science.”

“The reason for the season is squeezin’ and pleasin’”

This. Also, we aren’t too far from Hershey Park (reasonable car ride.) It’s a very clean, pretty, well maintained amusement park with lots of rides for all ages at a fraction of the price of Disney.

I’ve been encountering this a lot lately:

Both esteemed graduates of We Do Two Hours a Week of ‘School’ in On-Set Trailers Academy, so, uh, YEAH, I think they know what they're talking about!

Right?! I was also taken aback by the writer wishing this man had died. Pretty disgusting!

He has one, a girl, that he paid off to go away and leave him alone. Disgusting and sad.

You’re amazing.

You’d think Cosby would be used to embarrassment by now, based on some other questionable past decisions...

I think those people look nothing alike. Depp looks like baby Keira Knightley.

Denise Richards was at one point (and maybe still) raising not only her own kids with Charlie, but Brooke’s kids with him as well. It was reported that Brooke can't kick drugs and was an abusive and neglectful parent. So, there's that.

....How have I never heard of this company?

Seriously. I’m guessing he’s a random man she recruited to take part in “performance art,” or maybe he’s also a professor who just posed for a photo and had no idea she'd label it a family portrait on her Facebook page?

The surgery—again, reportedly—was eight hours long, and successful in crafting female genitalia from Bruce’s existing parts.

FHR got me through so many sleepless nights with a newborn. It's gold. That author also does Saved By the Bell Reviewed.

As soon as I saw “Oasis,” I KNEW this would be about Liam being rude!