Ron Livingston just seems like he’d be cool to fans. I’m happy to hear he was nice.

Speaking as a therapist, that therapist should not be practicing. At. all.

In the episode “Homer the Smithers,” (classic!) Mr. Burns is 104. His mother is also shown, and she’s 122. She calls Burns at work. Smithers mentions she’s so old, “all she can do is dial and yell.”

I hear this in my head as Mike Tyson trying in vain to pluralize "magnet."

Yep. That's where he lost me. Disappointing.

“Go Whitefish!”

My second (and last) child is due in exactly a month. I’ll be 32 then. Her big sister will be 18 months old then. Bam.

Um, they’ve been sex buddies for years. It’s well-established that he’s not faithful to his wife. He funded the Strangers With Candy movie and that’s when it was rumored to have started.

I for one welcome Buzz's big comeback. Let's see those acting chops, Buzz!

To try to legitimize themselves in an attempt to link their cult to Christianity. I believe the weird cross symbology is fairly new. It's a PR move.

"Looks like there's scrambled egg all over your face."

Haha

I have no clue who Amber Rose was with before she got with Kanye, but I'm unfortunate enough to know about Kim's boyfriends, ex-husbands, and sex tape urinator. So....

"That boor has no sense of history! Why darling, the things he doesn't know about marabou feathers and falsies could absolutely fill twelve steamer trunks!"

Wait, so 2-and-a-half year old and 22-month-old...12 months in a year...carry the half-year...numerator...I give up. Math headache.

I have a fourteen month old daughter and I agree with this. There are some public places where she is welcome at this stage of her life, and some she is not.

I followed some links to learn more about this story, and I was sickened to read her cause of death. Because she was so young I had assumed an illness or car accident, but I was wrong: She was killed by her gun while cleaning it. What a gut punch.

"A few years later we left our little cabin in the woods to move to a new house a bit closer to town. "

DO NOT taint the good name of Zadie Smith.

"Arm robbery!"