Reminded me of my girlfriend. She always be tripping during her cycle.

The US is already missing truth.

He looks like a Menace.

Replied to the wrong post. I am an idiot.

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

The KKK never really took off in Arizona as it’s a lot of letters to remember.

Unfortunately, Frank’s trip was further delayed once he got to the Subway.

“If they would have lost, that would have been just the cherry on top”

Just so we’re all clear:

THERE WAS A 2ND COMMENT

I am laughing SO hard at all the people who are morally offended by your hilarious comment.

Seems like more of a jabronie, as opposed to a jamoke

My nine-year-old randomly asked about this movie the other day. I told him they canceled it, but it might show up on Netflix in a year or so (when I won’t have to endure it). I got out of the Minions and Angry Birds movies the same way.

Thank god it wasn’t a black player.

Twenty years as a devoted bargoer, and I only learned of this trick about two weeks ago.

Ice cream cakes are poor examples of both ice cream and cakes. Kids only like it because it has two of their favorite words in it, otherwise it’s like somebody hard froze the worst soft serve they could find and put a shitty screen print of whatever dumpy cartoon is momentarily en vogue on it.

Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.