If they’d given the name “Licorice” to “Skunk Spray” as well, that would have been perfect.

If it’s forever broke, don’t fix it. After decades of slicing a 3-wood or muffing a 5-iron, I ceremoniously laid both clubs to rest in a pond.

“’I knew he was going to hit Graig Nettles. And he did. First pitch. And then he just took his glove off and waited for Nettles to come out after him. So he had the right attitude for a pitcher.’”

But lets not overreact. It’s not like the whole city of Boston Chanting the n word

+1 menthol

Dude. How could they drop Rufus Peabody? RUFUS PEABODY?!?

Oh my god, 1:04. Have to pause and type to keep from attracting attention.

I’m sitting here trying to do the Clark Gable and my fingers won’t let me. Now looking below at Goose, and then my hand, and realizing how ineffective my bird flipping has been, like, forever.

Got a little polleny over here from 6:15-6:25. Heroic.

+1 I got it.

Nobody’s talking about this photo of Belichick. Very Vader-Without-The-Mask.

Must be late February.

That Bob Dylan poodle is the shit. Daaaamn.

That picture of him fully horizontal as Alford eases past would have been the defining photo of this game.

I’m not at all a Jeb guy, but that was just heart-breaking.

Too soon.

Lighten up, Francis.

This has been a wildly entertaining season so far.

Or an excitable Korean play-by-play.

Maybe Encarnacion should have gotten a hit.