Oh my god, two of you posted this photo and it was traumatizing enough the first time. Both of you are awful. I’m gonna bleach my eyeballs now. Expect a bill, as this is all your fault.

Christie may want to back off, he’s only a white beard away from being pelted with snowballs by Philly fans.

Like pinball when you do really well.

I would like to see a new ball added after every 15 minutes of scoreless minutes played.

Looks pretty accurate to me!

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

Finding the most racist member of the Missouri House is like trying to find the most orange pumpkin in the patch.

He can’t possibly be racist. He’s wearing an American flag tie in his portrait photo for god sakes!!!

Fattest president since Taft? Fattest president since Taft.

So I glanced at your posting history and it consists almost entirely of you kvetching in Deadspin about how you just wanna talk about sports, though you occasionally seem to post on other Kinja boards (that you presumably like more) *about how fucking much you hate Jezebel and the ‘Far Left’*. I’m sure the other…

I went over to Breitbart to see the comment section on this. (Never go to the comment section on Breitbart.)

he seems like the guy who takes really aggressive bong rips

A cab driver almost hit me on my bike two years ago when I had to swerve to avoid a pedestrian who stepped into the bike lane on Bleecker. He also honked his horn. The press never reported anything about it.

Ah, the History Channel- where America’s racist uncles go when Fox News makes them think too much.

I mean I don’t know who was there, but I guess those corporate sponsors fucking hate Roger Goodell.

One sliver of hope remains... Jill Stein has already raised 3 dollars and 47 cents for a recount of the final score.

What did Satan do to be associated with this bullshit?

+1 sick burn, Sherman.

I remember the golden days when my team won the super bowl and I wrote angry comments on the internet. Happy days.

Alternative take: Fuck Trump. Fuck the Pats. Fuck Boston. Fuck you. Fuck Atlanta and the Falcons, too. Fuck it all. Spring training starts soon. HERE WE GO, PHILS.