I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

This gaffe represents the first—and likely last—documented instance of a Trump supporter being wrong.

A new vertical: Deadsoon

As a neutral this series, I’m having trouble deciding to cheer for the team with the racist logo or the team with the owner supporting the racist Presidential candidate.

I wish I knew fewer people who fit this very evocative description

At least Trump is comfortable being who he is, bluster and all. Curt on the other hand, painfully tries to pass himself off as some thoughtful intellectual of the right. It’s cringe worthy hearing him “explain” things. He’s an awful combination of a college freshman philosophy major and an embittered gamer-gater.

Watching him debate Elizabeth Warren is going to make Trump look like Socrates

Oh shit, are we starting another birther conspiracy already?

dad, is that you?

so, “is a cubs fan”

Money that could be spent on down-ticket races being lit on fire instead? Great idea!

“What are two things a fourteen year old boy wants in his mouth, and the only one that’s in there now.”

Carville replied, “Frog dont jump no fricasee gator run a slim jim.”

I’ve accepted that the Cubs will probably win a World Series in the next couple of years, but please, just once more can I see the light fade from a smiling Cubs fan’s eyes. Just so I can feel normal again.

holy shit that line is brilliant. i hope he thought it up himself. Giuliani was HATED in ny before 9/11, and by some even more so after because we knew he was using it to save his political career.

Might want to throw something in there about consent on #3.

No, he’s a doofus. But he’s not a moron.

So edgy, I cut myself!

Feel better now?