More like hurriCAN

And we have reached the climax of a year long foreplay session. Thank you

Nah, this should be a one-time gimmick. And at any rate, Knick fans lack the requisite delusion of grandeur and sepia sense of preciousness.

It’s funnier if you imagine that the fan was John Henry

You’d have to have a pretty crazy reason to do something like this on purpose. Schilling’s just pointing out the obvious: the person responsible clearly had a loco motive.

I am hoping to be wrong, but are terrorists running his twitter?

God, it’s like if Trump knew enough about cyber to write a blog.

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

Week 1: “Carson Wentz looked more polished than he was because of his opposition.”

no its a fish

Can we put this in a Face HoF? This belongs next to both Manning-faces. It also makes me just as happy.

“the depiction of Mr. Walton (failing) to celebrate what is most emblematic of his past accomplishment”

A Mint Condition 1987 Topps card? I hope you have a safe deposit box.

Yeah but how many games did the Cardinals lose that year?

Unsurprisingly, this is how Rex and Rob Ryan unwind after games.

“Oh, shit! There’s an Idiot on the Field...Wait, is that his cell phone number? Let’s call it!

He’s 16 and going to NFL games with his Dad, and has a sister who will write a phone number on his chest? Plus three very good dogs?

I think it’s a way to get kids hurt at this age.