Behold hand-crafted teacups, and copper mugs filled with hot mulled wine,

They will sail into the West, they’re saga in this Age of the Earth having been fulfilled.

The Kobe discussion on this Deadcast is literally the greatest example ever of you both interrupting each other.

Even Coldplay thinks Coldplay is watered down noise!

THAT HAIL MARY PLAY I CALL IT THE DENTIST BECAUSE IT KILLED SOME LIONS FROM EXTREME LONG RANGE.

Since his tiger is from a former Soviet state, and is a wild animal almost predestined to cause major injury to him in the future (not unlike Travis the chimpanzee), perhaps he should be named Gennady?

She’s an asshole and he’s an asshole. But he put hands on her and it’s his shitty luck that he didn’t call the cops instead of acting and reacting like an asshole when she put hands on him.

“ I peeked at 11.”

The fuck are you talking about? Tiger’s collapse came about over a year before Rory won his first major. Besides, 1995 Hakeem Olajuwon making MVP David Robinson his personal chew toy says hi.

Damn Pat Riley’s answer is absolutely brutal.

This is wrong.

Calm down.

I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

Whitest story I’ve ever heard

I’m a Pats fan, gotten to see SIX FUCKING SUPER BOWLS, and I’ll still bitch about officiating and all that shit.

It’s worth noting that even after her parents give away 99% of their wealth (99% of facebook shares isn’t the exact same thing, but not the point right now), Max will still be richer than Mitt Romney.

That headline is insane, Diana.

Well, I almost always order extra meat when that’s a reasonably priced option. So yes.

Their twitter account reads like Nihilist Arby’s