*CORRECTED*

My girlfriend got Hand-Foot-and-Mouth disease at 24. Which is, you know, something that kids get. So she had these terrible mouth sores that prevented her from eating, and she was bed-ridden for over a week. Best part? There’s literally nothing you can do to treat that shit.

“FAKWAHHH”

Katando, Orlaty, Blerry

....slim pickin’s.

+1 awkward pause & Magarchman talking over each other

I hate you.

Drew, I’m pissed that you didn’t name every single one of these.

“To be clear, while my conduct may have been inappropriate, I have never drugged anyone or engaged in that type of behavior.”

“...since I judged a beauty pageant for him, which was one of the very first things that I did that [I] thought was really cool. That came along with winning the Super Bowl.”

The Kobe discussion on this Deadcast is literally the greatest example ever of you both interrupting each other.

Even Coldplay thinks Coldplay is watered down noise!

#tbt to when Deadspin would shit on Grantland for making these types of lists.

This is the only vodka that you’ll ever need.
$14 and it goes down scary easily.

Dan Snyder: “See, Oakland’s name is offensive too...”

Still funny.

Warren Harding. One of the worst, most corrupt presidents in history, so YES. In order to be truly corrupt, you also have to be unrelentingly horny.

At first, I thought these were all photos of Andrew Luck.

It takes a lot of concentration.

Yeah but the Gawker comment section, though...