I think the Plaid-neto shot is from his family dying (Magda flashback)

They need to start filing all these stories under ‘Hughy Jackman & the News’

*CORRECTED*

My girlfriend got Hand-Foot-and-Mouth disease at 24. Which is, you know, something that kids get. So she had these terrible mouth sores that prevented her from eating, and she was bed-ridden for over a week. Best part? There’s literally nothing you can do to treat that shit.

“FAKWAHHH”

Katando, Orlaty, Blerry

....slim pickin’s.

+1 awkward pause & Magarchman talking over each other

For the last two weeks—just as the deal was being struck with the Rams—a tunnel boring machine has been transported to the construction site of the new Crenshaw Line.

I hate you.

Drew, I’m pissed that you didn’t name every single one of these.

End of 1st study:

“To be clear, while my conduct may have been inappropriate, I have never drugged anyone or engaged in that type of behavior.”

“...since I judged a beauty pageant for him, which was one of the very first things that I did that [I] thought was really cool. That came along with winning the Super Bowl.”

The Kobe discussion on this Deadcast is literally the greatest example ever of you both interrupting each other.

Even Coldplay thinks Coldplay is watered down noise!

#tbt to when Deadspin would shit on Grantland for making these types of lists.

This is the only vodka that you’ll ever need.
$14 and it goes down scary easily.

Favorite comedy scene of all time.

Dan Snyder: “See, Oakland’s name is offensive too...”