I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.

Friend to me after reading this article: “And apparently I have to like Third Eye Blind now. This day is not going well.”

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

Also, in 2000 (nearly a half a century after a landmark study established the link between cigarettes and lung cancer), he wrote: “Time for a quick reality check. Despite the hysteria from the political class and the media, smoking doesn’t kill.” He has repeatedly slashed smoking cessation programs and takes money…

Really bad time for a tangent. A black man was just murdered by the police.

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

Also good : Borns. As long as we're talking about music not in the DUAN threads

I’m not sure the best way to fight the patriarchy is to casually devalue the fact that it adversely affects men as well.

I am not a Fan of Dax Shepard BUT I WILL DEFEND HIM TO THE DEATH against the terrible accusation that he looks like ZACH BRAFF. Zach Braff with his stupid goddamn smug face that you just want to punch to death. That son of a bitch.

But if a woman wanted to have her tubes tied with tin two days of a pregnancy scare, we'd support her! It's his body and not my place to judge.

Mason jars: for when you want people to know your sperm is artisinal.

cheaper.

We age super well. There’s that. Oh, and we’re like, naturally cool and creative, as evidenced by most of American culture being based off of stuff we make up. Every type of American music style, for instance.

Fucking exactly.

but like...so is every other company....

that one’s me... cuteness overload :) i’m having a dog

‘Surprise!’ I yelled. ‘Gender is a kind of imitation for which there is no original; in fact, it is a kind of imitation that produces the very notion of the original as an effect and consequence of the imitation itself!’ Cuteness overload.”

Having worked pretty extensively with celeb handler types in the past, I wouldn’t be shocked to learned this was their zealousness rather than Prince’s (or the zealousness of the New Girl people obsessed with keeping him happy after taking an off-handed remark too seriously, because it goes the other way, too). I once…