Okay, I haven’t seen either of these; this exercise was a failure. I don’t think you need a ton of previous Marvel intel here, the violence isn’t upsetting at all, and there’s lots of jokes, so I say you’ll be fine. I tried to watch The Raid with my wife once — don’t do that.

Salt in the wound.

i’m not crying you’re crying

I’m really going to miss that guy.

A new Bae has come.

Seth Woken

im crying

Turn up ur speakers and click this pls.

The Onion King, One True King of Westeros.

YESYESYESYES.

Why the hell is she smiling/jokingly laughing while she asks that question? When is someone going to grow some balls and put this motherfucker on a stove?

Let’s cut Goodell some slack here. They’ve got him on Skype or something. He probably only saw part of the video.

So here’s to you, Ms. Targaryen,
Mereen hates you more than you will know.
Whoa whoa whoa
What’s that you say, Ms. Targaryen?
Flamin’ Drogo’s left and gone away
Hey hey hey

yo but fuck her friend who’s like “umm, michelle? you’re on camera? aren’t you trying to be gluten-free? ummm sorry about my friend guys”

“I don’t like sand.”

“You won’t need genitals where we’re going...[unintelligible screaming]”

“Can you paint with all the colors of the wind?”

Also: De Niro said his wife believes their son, who has autism, “changed overnight” after being vaccinated. “I don’t remember.”

Ehhh, I dunno, I’m still unconvinced. Listen, De Niro is in some of my favorite movies of all time (like Goodfellas!), so I feel like I should be listening to his opinion. Right?

WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE ASKING DREW FOR CLEANING ADVICE I AM RIGHT HERE